What Society Needs to Know!

I Feel like the media sometimes lets us down...just yesterday i was in class and my students were telling me about this lady whos butt grew onto a toilet seat. At first i found this odd, but i chose to check it out. As i was doing my research i found this to be true. The artical said that she had been on the toilet for three years and her butt skin had grown into the fibers of the seat and had grown around the seat causing her to not to be able to get up. The artical went on to say that her boyfriend had been bringing her food. First of all....how does she still have this boyfriend. this is nasty. i feel like no matter how ugly he is he can do better. second of all i had a couple of problems with the artical. 1) how did she wipe her butt when she went to the bathroom. it seems to me that with all that poop not getting wiped off and pee mixing with it, she would have some sort of infection...2)you know how when someone in the hospital is not moved they get bed sores...well did she have bed sores and if so are they called toilet sores. i mean i don't know the artical didn't say. and then i wondered 3) how did she sleep? did she have a pillow? 4) did she smell? i mean i'm sure she did but the artical didn't say...i just feel like we the people need more information. i'm sure if i had thought more on the subject i would have come up with more questions, but these just hit me right off. speaking of poop...today i was on facebook and noticed a piece of flair that said ipoop. it was like an ipod ad but had a guy sitting on the tiolet on that red background with a white cord going to the toilet. i feel like this may have been a little much, but i sent it to a friend anyway.