Have you ever wished you had super hero powers? I mean really...i think this would be really cool. when on the way to work i began to wonder what would my superhero power be? and i decided i would like to fly and be invisible and have super strength etc., but i think what i would like most would be the ability to shoot laser beams out of my eyes. Now not some crazy wimpy ass beam but I'm talking beams of mass destruction. i also would not want to be like cyclops who has to wear those stupid glasses all the time but i would like to be able to turn them on and off. I mean after all i do have pretty eyes! I came to this conclusion this morning when i, as usual, was behind some slow ass country person . She was going like 25 miles an hour and as you may or may not know i usually am running a little late. so as i was sitting there i began to think wouldn't it be cool if i could kill her with my eyes. Now i know this sounds mean but why not right. i mean i don't know her and i feel like if you can kill with your eyes no one is going to get in your way. OK well maybe not kill her you make me feel bad maybe just catch her car on fire of blow out a tire. But my question now is would i have to stick my head out of the window while driving? i mean would my laser eyes melt the glass in my car forcing me to use them with my head out the window and if so that would mess up my hair. why does everything have to have a draw back? but i also thought it could come in handy in lots of places like at school or at wal-mart when people have buggies with like 500 things in them, i know you have seen what I'm talking about at the first of the month, and they get in the 20 items or less lane. i hate that i feel like they could deserve to get lasered. Or how about people that are ingorant. lets laser them. don't you feel like the world would be a "better place for you and for me and the entire human race"? or you know i feel like if Madonna was president it would also be a better place for everybody...And speaking of Madonna have you seen her lately? She is looking too skinny.. i feel like she needs a cake....no i know she is into the palates and like fergie is working on her fitness and wants us to be her witness but come on Madge get a cake...make it a carrot cake if you want to be healthy but please eat I'm worried...i mean it is gonna be hard to out live Cher and you are gonna need some carbs in your life to do that! and Cher...Poor Poor Cher bless her heart i saw her in the wal-mart line last week and she just keeps trying to "turn back time" but she is beginning to look a little like crazy ass Micheal Jackson...and all i can saw to that is EWW.